
On a recent trip home to see my family I had the unfortunate pleasure of flying the above shown lack of a respectful airline. I wish that Southwest Airlines would add a route to my childhood home so that I way I could enjoy their exceptional customer service when I travel to Scranton, PA. Lets review the issues:
First there was the delay of over an hour on the tarmac in Philadelphia. There was no air on the plane and no communication from the cockpit the entire time. Then there was flight attendant Joy, who was far from a joy to be around. She was rude, condesending and was busy shoving and egg salad sandwhich in her mouth in front of all the passengers. Trust me, she was a vile creature. Where do they hire these people? The work release program?
So I finally get to my destination and everything is much better. This is because I can leave the airport!!! However, the unfortunate situation is that I have to return home to Orlando. So on Sunday evening, the drama of course continued. Mental note: Bring bottle of wine on plane next time.
So the plane was of course delayed to leave Scranton which then in turn allowed me to miss my connecting flight in Charlotte. To think I havent even left yet and the dominos are falling down. So I finally get to board a plane 2 hours late and then I encounter "HER." I headed to my seat set to find a rather large woman sprawled out in my seat. I asked her to let me in as i had the window seat. This would be a rather difficult task all around. First she had 200 lbs of luggage stuffed underneath both seats. After we rectify the rearranging of her bags of twinkies, I squeeezed into my small piece of cloth seat. This woman took up her seat and 3/4th's of my seat. I was litterally pressed against the side of the plane. I finally was able to be reseated, but I have to say that I much prefer Southwest Airlines policy that if you take up two seats, you pay for two seats.
Fortunatly I am not back in the comforts of my home in sunny Orlando, Florida. Dont get me wrong, I had a wonderful visit with my family while i was home, however getting there and back was of course just like a good episode of "The Young and the Restless." DRAMA!!! :)